A series of brain-freeze incidents involving children under the age of 15 has resulted in the unanimous decision by the Western Australian Principal's Association (WAPA) to ban the selling and purchasing of sub-zero temperature goods from canteens in all Perth schools.
In related news, the number of icy-poles sold at local delis, has hit an all time high, as rebellious children finally find a lunch food, officially deemed and recognised as being 'Too cool, for school'.
Furthermore, rumours have spread, speculating whether or not this ban will be extended so that people as unbelievably cool as Jack Dawkins will be prohibited from school grounds. However, research has proven this unnecessary due to a phenomena, referred to by scientists as being made of 'Pure Awesome'. This new discovery has found that the ridiculous amount of cool emanating from Mr. Dawkins is in complete equilibrium with his brilliance and heat, radiating off his very body. The net effect equals out, leaving those around him with nothing but a warm fuzzy feeling, a sense of physical, psychological and social satisfaction, two steps closer to enlightenment, a get out of jail free monopoly card, the number 5, and lastly, a utopia bubble tea frequent customer card, with all but the last stamp filled out.
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