Blogged Invention Number 1

(I say Number 1 in optimistic future-sight of possible sequels..)
I have single-handedly invented possibly the 2nd greatest Wikipedia-powered game of procrastination. ever. (1st = Wikipedia word maze but THAT'S a whole different tin of worms....whatever that means...)

ANYWHO, it basically goes like this;
1. Go to Wikipedia
2. hit alt-shift-x (Random Page)
3. Record the word
4. Repeat steps 2. and 3. continuously, adding words all necessary words to form sentences until you have a award-winning story
5. Give money from awards to Jack Dawkins
6. Comment this blog. Especially if you know where Troy is/are holding Troy ransom/need a hug.
7. IF YOU AREN'T FOREVER SATISFIED WITH YOUR LIFE AFTER THIS, THEN YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

:)

Let me demonstrate steps 1-4 (you can figure out the rest on your own)
Frère Jacques ran into Gonzalo Fernandes one day, when falling through the Universe. Upon being asked to make a List of characters in the Fire Emblem series, he simply drank some Wine, ate some Beatle Boots, then spontaneously combusted into what can only be described as Wang Ying. From the ashes rose the Association of Consulting Engineers New Zealand, The Book of Thoth, a List of Canadian television series and of course, the Golden Bull of 1356. It was truly epic, and all Fernandes had to say was "Montemayor Oddvar Stenstrøm Imad Abbas Atascosa, Texas Land Transportation Office". It is widely agreed upon that he must have been on several Mushrooms at the time.

There. International Book Awards here I come :D